our christmas eve itinerary

today, our schedule is as follows:

11am: sell our workout equipment to a craigslist dude 

11:15am: get winded lifting weights into dude's truck

11:20am: rethink my health & wonder if we should have held on to that stuff

11:30am: count the cash, and move on 

12pm: brave the grocery store for "peppermint bark" and "skyline dip" supplies

12:15-12:40pm: stand in line at grocery store

1pm: melt chocolate chips & destroy candy canes in our blender

1:30pm: finish peppermint bark, start dip. 

2pm: finish everything and blog about it

2:30pm: get pretty, cuz it's family time!

4pm: be at my mom's 

6pm: be at Jon's mom's

8pm: be back at my mom's (yes, you read that correctly) eat everything & watch A Christmas Story until i can quote the whole thing.

Merry Christmas, everyone! 

may your day be as chaotic as ours!

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ps how to make the skyline dip:

3 ingredients needed, 4 if you count the chips

 spread 2 packs of cream cheese in bottom of cake pan

pour 2 cans of skyline chili evenly over cream cheese

sprinkle as much shredded cheddar as your arteries can handle

bake for 5 minutes until cheese melts

eat with tortilla chips

thank me later.